Sunday, March 13, 2011

Orgasms and then some.

Today my sister, cousin and I went for a good, old fashioned girls day out.
First we hit my mamee's (aunt's) beauty salon and got manis and pedis done. It was fun. Then we bought movies and shizz and finally went to have tongue-orgasmic ice cream at this really awesome cafe.

I had the Strawberry Sexbomb. And it was exactly like its name- SEXALICOIUS BABAY! [except it wasn't named that but- it totally should have been].



While we were sitting there, having our respective tongue orgasms and talking about nothing really important, two REALLY HOT GUYS came down {we were the only people sitting in the basement} and sat at a booth directly opposite to ours.
[Cue the 7th grade giggling and I'm-not-checking-you-out-but-actually-I-am look.]
So while we were busy contemplating if the first guy was cuter than the second having a mature conversation, the second guy got up and went upstairs. The first guy stayed where he was though, and as I got a better look at him, I realized that it was 99.9% probable that he was younger than me.
Ugh.


:C
{I'm sure Furree Kat knows what I mean}

THEN something really weird happened. 
He got up and walked over to our table and then, as cool as you please, looked straight at my 13 year old cousin and said 'Hey, whats your name?'
My cousin, Dania was just staring at him with big goo goo eyes and and going like 'Uhhhnnhhh?' 
And so I knew I had to take over.
So I asked him in a smiley, oh-you-naughty-guy-you way why the FUCK did he wanna know?
Him: 'Because shes REALLY HOT'
And he said 'really hot' in a breathy kind of, I'm-so-knocked-out-by-her-hotness way.
Hah. Me and my sister were inches away from ROTFLOFAO but, 

i obviously had to shoo him away.
I mean, WTF RANDOM HOT GUYS CANNOT COME UP TO MY INNOCENT/ADORABLE/LOVES TO BAKE COOKIES COUSIN AND HIT ON HER. Nope. No way. Not on my watch.

Him: 'I thought maybe she'd like to go to coffee with me..?'
Me:  *shakes head* while smiling and scrunching up my face in a I'm-sorry-but-NO kinda way.

So with one last heart stopping (probably for all the tweens out there) grin, he walked away.

As soon as he left, all three of us exploded into this:


I know, how tween could we get right?
Shut up.
It was fun. 

The whole ride home Dania and I kept bugging my sister (shes 16) for being jealous because the guy came up to DANIA, and not her, since shes the one who's always boasting about how all the guys have secret crushes on her an what not.
Twas priceless.

But its so weird to see guys thinking Dania is hot and actually coming up and telling her that. I mean, shes my baby cousin who is nice to EVERYONE, even me, on my bitchy days! [And I have a LOT of those.] Shes sweet, kind, polite, loves to bake and is innocent as hell. Probably as close to a Disney princess as you'll ever get. Plus she has the classic, neglectful parents and was later worriedly asking me if she had been wearing 'REVEALING CLOTHES' or if she had been looking like a girl from a 'ganda, non-shareef khandan'.
Ah.
My heart literally turned to goo at those questions, and I assured her that no, she was dressed up fine and the guy probably thought she was just really pretty. Which for the record is true. She was just wearing a gray tee, with a darker gray and white wrap, with black skinnies and knee high boots.

hmm. 
okay. so that WAS hot. but not in the COME-ON-GUYS-DATE-ME way. I don't think so anyway.
But who knows with guys?
They're crazy. Everyone knows that.

Cookies Dania baked and I [sorta] helped with:

Sugar Butter Cookies


Sugar Butter cookies with CHOCOLATE.
cue >Eye Orgasm.



Well that's all that happened today.

A few days ago I read The Iron Queen, the 4th book in the Iron Fey Series and the one line review for it?

IT WAS FUCKING.AWESOME.

I loved the book so freakin' much its not even funny anymore. 
A TOTALLY brain orgasmic experience, if there ever was one.

Click Here for my almost-review of the series.

Right now, I'm reading Runaway by Meg Cabot. And if you know me, you know I LOVE Meg Cabot.
I also read Two Way Street by Lauren Barnholdt and I loved it, so I'll probably review it soon.
Click on the book names to know more about 'em!

XX
CLG


From Dictionary.com:

or·gasm [awr-gaz-uhm]
–noun
1. Blah blah blah.
2.
intense or unrestrained excitement.


6 comments:

  1. AAHHHH YES YES I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
    oh my godddddd, i can so visualize the outfit your cousin was wearing, HOT HOTTTT :O
    and for that guy to come up to her like that! LOL!
    i loved the third meme ahaha that made me LAUGHHH
    THOSE COOKIES. GIMME. THEY LOOK SO YUM.

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  3. HAHAHAHAHA That was kinda funny. I love love love having girly hang-outs. And the cookies look amazing!

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  4. I MISS DANIA. TELL HER I SAY HI.

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  5. MAN IM STEALING THE 'LIKE A BOSS' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA I LOVE IT !

    LIKEEEEE A BOOOOOOOOOSSSSS, BITCHHHHEZZZZZZZZZZ

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  6. Well m a new reader... by mishtakess!!! but nyc.... d book reviews nd dis one was funny.... will try to go thru ur posts nd njoii... :-)

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