Saturday, March 19, 2011

bludi pakiz. AND A NEW BOOK BY CECELIA AHERN!

Whenever I get an email from formspring.com stating that ''someone has asked you a question on formspring!'' I get really excited. Random people are interested in my blog! They wanna ask me questions!
Then as soon as I check the questions out, I feel like picking up a stick, like one of those sticks Sue threw at Mercedes in this week's Glee and gouge my eyes out with it. Here, dear followers, are the screen shotS.





But what can ya do right?

I KNOW. How about this? HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS THAT WOULD BE FUN TO ANSWER?
Trust me. I dont bite.
Well, not over formspring anyway. See the lil box on the top right column of the blog? Enter thy questions there.

A lot of people come across my blog by searching up beautiful things like 'hot pakistan clg grlz' or 'hot sucking paki clg glz'.
First I couldn't figure out why they would look for 'clg' girls, wtf is that anyway? Then I realized it was probably college girls, and I face-palmed because really, wouldn't any sane person wanna look up hot sexy clg chix while wanking off to this? [Report abuse, please].

How silly of me.

In other news, I hacked my ten year old cousins Gmail and Facebook because he was being SUPER DUPER ANNOYING.
Yeah you guys, I really am a sexy-computer-nerd like that. ;)
HOT PAKI CLG GRL WID BRAINZ!


LOL. Jk.
His security question was 'What is my name?'.

Ten years olds.
*Shakes head*

In book-news, I finished reading the second book in the Hex Hall series, Demon Glass yesterday. It was SO good!
And my friend just told me about this lovely book and I almost swooned. I LOVE CECILIA AHERN. I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD ANOTHER BOOK OUT! But apparently its true, it came out on the 3rd of this month:



 A gorgeous new Cecelia mini-book which contains two powerful and unforgettable short stories.

Girl in the Mirror
Lila knows how lucky she is to have found the man of her dreams. But when a secret from her family's past comes to light on her wedding day, her destiny changes in the most unexpected of ways….

The Memory Maker
They say you never forget your first love. But what happens when those cherished memories start to fade? Some people would do anything to hold on to the past and, for one heartbroken man, that means finding a way to relive those precious moments…


I cannot wait to read it.
Cecelia Ahern's books have NEVER disappointed.  Yes, the beginning are ALWAYS slow, no matter which book you pick up, but the middle and especially the endings are all worth suffering through the sluggish beginnings.
Plus the covers are always so pretty.
For the Paki readers: You can actually order the book from Liberty Books and they'll deliver it at your doorstep! Click Here. Or if you live in Karachi, I'm sure you know there are several Liberty Book shops in all the major malls, so go pick up a copy from there.

Thats all for now folks.
Tell your UK budz about this blog because theres gonna be an awesome book-giveaway soon, but only for UK addresses. [I'm sorry, its the publishers fault].

XX

CLG

8 comments:

  1. Cecelia Ahern sucks man shizz whatchoo smokin? AND HAHAHAHA Shit man Karachi Girls now has a blogspot account? WTF?

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  2. yeah man, fb probably kicked him out and he fell on blogger now. Ugh. What a douche.

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  3. LOL @ the Security Question.

    *Shakes his head off his shoulders*

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  4. LOOOL KARACHI GIRLS HAS A PICTURE OF A FEW PEOPLE I KNOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA this is horrible but also realllyyy funny. :O after i finish stalking the entire thing, i'll report it :P

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  5. The Fact is that it is highly unexpected to find people with pure thoughts when there are a number of things distracting you towards the darkness.... As an average above-average people join this virtual world to waste their time and in doing unethical stuff .

    Regards

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  6. @Hamza: Hahaha I KNOW right?!

    @ Furree Katt: Yeah you totally should. Its funny at first but then you realize, WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR PICTURES THAT WERE UP THERE!? Whatta creep that guy is.

    @Mobeen: Yeah, thats partially true.

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  7. Hi! This is a very pretty site.
    Anyway, I'm introducing my first book HELLO BITCHES!
    https://www.createspace.com/3877733

    also available in e-book https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/160584

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