This is for you, Sallu.

(props to you if you know which cake this is!)

Happy Birthday Sallu Butt.
I love you.
Thankyou, for being there for me 24/7.
For sticking with me, and up for me no matter what.
Even when they said you had no opinion of your own.
Because you did, Sallu, its not your fault it matches with mine, right?
RIGHT.

Anyway, moving on.

Sallu, you were one of the reasons I started blogging.
You were the main reason I did not self combust after the two loves of my life left the country.
I know we started off on rocky ground, with the whole bitch thing, and your faindu sneakers and neck dhaga.
But you're cooler now, and its okay, I forgive you.
[Lol jk, Im sorry for the bitch thing]

 Thankyou for not judging and always judging.
Thankyou for sticking around and not getting tired of the singular stupidity that my life revolves around, even though I wish it didn't.

Thank you for ALWAYS understanding. ALWAYS.
I mean, there hasn't been a single moment when you haven't understood, and that, in my opinion makes you pretty fucking awesome, because you know how crazy-stupid I can get.

Thank you for always proving to me one of my favorite quotes: Where theres a will, theres a way.

You always find a way Sallu.
Always.
(well. almost always)

You're funny, witty, hilarious, snarky, trendy in your own way, creepy, sexy, adorable and so much fun to hang with!
You're my best friend, sister, TF-er, pedo-lover and more.

I miss you so much Sallu.
I hope that one day we can go to the Harry Potter theme park together, and then take a road trip to Salzberg.
And you know, be cool and aloof and fun and iNaTlekchUal.
You'll be some big shot women's-rights-feminist-lawyer person, and I'll be the girl with the library/bookstore/university lit teacher degree and sexy book deal and we'll ditch all the losers and have the time of our lives.

[WE CAN DREAM RIGHT? FC KALIJ FTW :C]

Anyway.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLZZZZZZZZZ!
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW SO BETTER STOP EATING THAT CHICKEN SUPREME YOU'RE CHOWING DOWN ON SKYPE.
Your metabolism isn't the same as it used to be.
[Remember how we don't want BigMama hips?]


K BAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII

LUFF YOU.
HAFFFUN. <3


Your bff

CLG

thug lyf- 4 lyf
<3

Sallu's blog: pinkofag.blogspot.com
[Follow me first, then her]